DHL Germany never fails to impress

October 17, 2025

Sometimes, even a bad reputation is an obligation: This week a DHL parcel was returned to the sender as ‘recipient unknown’. The package was addressed to Galerie filmposter.net Helmut Hamm. It also included the correct street name, number and ZIP code, so there is NO DOUBT that the hired help driving the DHL truck must’ve been RIGHT IN FRONT of my shop.

The DHL return label states ‘Returned after address verification: The recipient could not be identified: Name not on doorbell/mailbox.’

You have to give to them, I do not have a doorbell and the mailbox is behind the green door, so TECHNICALLY the DHL moron was correct. What I DO HAVE though is a HUGE sign above a SHOP WINDOW and you would THINK that should be good enough for anyone, wouldn’t you? Better think again. Honest to God, where do they even find these people?

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